I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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