Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
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Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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