Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
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Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
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Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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