What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
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This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
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You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
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