Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
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