I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
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