I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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