Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
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