it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
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now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
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Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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