Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
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