Welp...herpes.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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