Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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