I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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