The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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