Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
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