was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Someone came in the potted fern
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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