I got chris browned last night
Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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