Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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