I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
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It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
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Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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