I think i peed on brittanys purse
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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