question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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