have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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