K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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