he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
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