Sry I called you an 8
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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