So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
How does it feel to date your dad?
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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