my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
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