so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
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