That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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