scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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