Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(313): View more from Michigan

i only hope i can top last weeks sext session

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(860): View more from Connecticut

oh good, I think they're gone

(215): View more from Pennsylvania

the painters?

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my herpes

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside

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(701): View more from North Dakota

There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops

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(805): View more from California

you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible

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(224): View more from Illinois

you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney

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(805): View more from California

I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.

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(+61): View more from Australia

I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

How naked do you want me to be?

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