it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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