fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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