i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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