hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
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