why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
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