real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
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