All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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