Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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