How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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