It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
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I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
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Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
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