I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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