oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
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It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
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Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
i am craving dick and cupcakes
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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