Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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