Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Randomize
