i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
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