omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
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last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
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He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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