Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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