and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
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i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
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Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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