Little spoons don't ask big questions
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
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so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
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He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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