So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
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I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
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I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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