I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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