Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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