oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
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Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
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I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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