their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
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i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
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Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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