Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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